this picture is so important
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
"Pimped out/ I’m gettin too large and smokin cigars”
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
if tumblr were to ever shut down: